Bane: ::: walks around the corner with a slipper in his mouth, sees me, drops it and walks away quickly as if he had nothing to do with that slipper levitating into the kitchen.
Dog Mom: AHA! I CAUGHT YOU! Don’t even THINK to deny it.
::: picks up the slipper, while Bane pouts in the corner.:::
FIVE MINUTES LATER…
Bane, WAGGING HIS TAIL::: comes over, seems to have forgotten the entire Slippergate and starts licking my hand.
Dog Mom: You just licked your boy parts first before you came over here, didn’t you?
Bane:…Maybe…. :::smirks::: walks away. “I bet those slippers aren’t looking so precious now, are they?”
