Scene: Big Puppy and visiting Little Puppy sit outside next to the strip of turf that is the dog run, staring at it.
BP: You see, there are rules.
LP: Rules?
BP: Yes, this is the Poo-lympics, and if you do it right, you get paid for your poop.
LP: Paid?
BP: Yes. Treats. Really good treats. But you have to poop on that big green patch over there.
LP: And you get treats?
BP: For real.
LP: For poop?
BP: Yep. For poop. My Lady stands by with a special bag in order to collect it. She is very very happy when she gets to collect it in the bag from out here instead of from inside. So happy, she gives me treats.
:::stares:::
LP: She wants our poop?
BP: Apparently.
LP: People be crazy.
BP: Yes, son, they are.
