Bane: Why look! New chew toys!
Dog Mom: Those are slippers. Touch them and die. ::: Puts them in the closet.::::
Bane: I shall never, ever even look at them.
:::::: ten minutes later, has managed to nudge open the closet door and now has the slipper over in his favorite chew toy area, and has already managed to pull out the insole::::
Dog Mom: You have GOT to be kidding me.
Puppy: What? I found it like this. Swearsies. :::: breaks land-speed record out of the room::::
