Vacuum:1, Bane:0

by | Mar 15, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Puppy: MY LADY!! STAND BACK! There is a MONSTER ABOUT TO EAT YOUR HAND!! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!!! Dog Mom: :::turns on vacuum::: Puppy: OHMYGOD IT’S A DRAGON RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Dog Mom: Hey! I thought you were going to protect me. Puppy: ::: peeks around door:::...

Bane vs. Dog Moms Laundry.

by | Feb 23, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Puppy: BARKING LIKE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE Dog Mom: What the? PUPPY: STAND BACK! I WILL SAVE YOU! Dog Mom: Um… Bane. That is a pile of clothes. PUPPY: THEY WILL NOT HARM YOU, MY LADY! Dog Mom: Look. A shirt. Some jeans. Socks. PUPPY: MENU ITEMS? IN ONE PILE? HOW...

Puppy Academy Part Three.

by | Jan 16, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Dog Mom: okay, I have to leave the room for five minutes. Chew toy for puppy? Check. Extra chew toy in case he’s bored with the first one? Check. The favorite stuffed animal he’s yet to destroy? Check. Food? Water? Check and Check. Okay…. tiptoe out...

Bane and The Alligator Reunited.

by | Jan 6, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Dog Mom: (hands Puppy a brand new giant alligator chew toy)… Here. No really, here. This is yours. Do you want it? Bane: This is a trick. I know this is a trick because it’s big and fluffy like a SLIPPER and I am never ever looking at a slipper again. Dog...

Dog Mom vs. Bane.

by | Jan 3, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Bane: Why look! New chew toys! Dog Mom: Those are slippers. Touch them and die. ::: Puts them in the closet.:::: Bane: I shall never, ever even look at them. :::::: ten minutes later, has managed to nudge open the closet door and now has the slipper over in his...