Puppy Training Dog Mom.

by | Nov 13, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Dog Mom: (tosses Puppy a treat) Puppy: (watches it hit the floor, ambles over to get it, waits for the next one – catches maybe every fourth one) Dog Mom: “Wait… what? You used to catch every single one of these! You would get so excited and snap...

Puppy Pill Saga.

by | Oct 5, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Day 1 Dog Mom (hides medicine in a treat): “Oh, look–would you like a treat?” Puppy: “OMYGOD YES! GIVEITTOMENOW, My LADY!” (starts to eat it – gives Dog Mom a skeptical look…) “It is… oddly crunchy My Lady, but I...

Puppy Academy, Part Four.

by | Aug 16, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Big Puppy says to (visiting) Little Puppy: Wanna have some fun? Watch this. (adopts seriously guilty look) Little Puppy: Wait… What are you doing? You didn’t do anything wrong! Big Puppy: I know. Watch… (Dog Mom comes up the stairs, looks at him and...

My Lady, There Are Beasts!

by | Jun 6, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

The Puppy hightails it out of the kitchen and hunkers down behind me, his ears flat, his tail tucked between his legs. Dog Mom: What did you do? Puppy: (whispers) My Lady… there are BEASTS in there. They’re in the air! They. Can. MOVE. Dog Mom: (looks into...

Meet Mr. Chompus.

by | May 1, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Iwalk into the room, and the dog flattens his ears and looks away guiltily, even though I haven’t even said a single solitary thing to him. Dog Mom: What did you do? Puppy: Um… nothin’. Dog Mom: You totally did something. Puppy: Maybe I did, maybe I...

The Force Is Strong With This Puppy.

by | Apr 20, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Ipass through the bedroom where the puppy’s big bed is, and see him in his bed… snuggled down on several random pieces of clothing. Dog Mom: You… you robbed the dirty clothes basket? Holy crap! Puppy: (gives me a blank, innocent stare) These are not...