Puppy Academy Part Three.

by | Jan 16, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Dog Mom: okay, I have to leave the room for five minutes. Chew toy for puppy? Check. Extra chew toy in case he’s bored with the first one? Check. The favorite stuffed animal he’s yet to destroy? Check. Food? Water? Check and Check. Okay…. tiptoe out...

Bane and The Alligator Reunited.

by | Jan 6, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Dog Mom: (hands Puppy a brand new giant alligator chew toy)… Here. No really, here. This is yours. Do you want it? Bane: This is a trick. I know this is a trick because it’s big and fluffy like a SLIPPER and I am never ever looking at a slipper again. Dog...

Dog Mom vs. Bane.

by | Jan 3, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Bane: Why look! New chew toys! Dog Mom: Those are slippers. Touch them and die. ::: Puts them in the closet.:::: Bane: I shall never, ever even look at them. :::::: ten minutes later, has managed to nudge open the closet door and now has the slipper over in his...

Juxtaposition That Is: Anthropologie.

by | Nov 13, 2016 | HOME DESIGN

Okay, maybe it was the wine I was drinking as I perused this list of snark (beautiful, perfect snark) as they made fun of these shots, but holy geez, this was kinda perfect. I laughed. Oh, how I laughed. Let’s Make Fun Of: Anthropologie...
No Special Snowflakes.

No Special Snowflakes.

by | Nov 6, 2016 | HOME DESIGN

So, this happened. I am designing a sign via buildasign.com. You would think people would be aware that they should not block someone’s driveway, especially since there are already two NO PARKING signs right there in front of them…You would be wrong. Of...