Vacuum:1, Bane:0

by | Mar 15, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Puppy: MY LADY!! STAND BACK! There is a MONSTER ABOUT TO EAT YOUR HAND!! I SHALL SAVE YOU!!!!! Dog Mom: :::turns on vacuum::: Puppy: OHMYGOD IT’S A DRAGON RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Dog Mom: Hey! I thought you were going to protect me. Puppy: ::: peeks around door:::...

Bane vs. Dog Moms Laundry.

by | Feb 23, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Puppy: BARKING LIKE THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE Dog Mom: What the? PUPPY: STAND BACK! I WILL SAVE YOU! Dog Mom: Um… Bane. That is a pile of clothes. PUPPY: THEY WILL NOT HARM YOU, MY LADY! Dog Mom: Look. A shirt. Some jeans. Socks. PUPPY: MENU ITEMS? IN ONE PILE? HOW...

Kitchen & Coffee Bar.

by | Feb 11, 2017 | HOME DESIGN

So, I’m working on the blueprints for the back kitchen/coffee bar area, and I keep encountering one stupid column that is in the way of making it a really elegant and efficient design. So I call my husband (aka Contractor Guy) and ask: Wife: “You know that...

Puppy Academy Part Three.

by | Jan 16, 2017 | PUPPY CHRONICLES

Dog Mom: okay, I have to leave the room for five minutes. Chew toy for puppy? Check. Extra chew toy in case he’s bored with the first one? Check. The favorite stuffed animal he’s yet to destroy? Check. Food? Water? Check and Check. Okay…. tiptoe out...