Big Puppy says to (visiting) Little Puppy: Wanna have some fun? Watch this. (adopts seriously guilty look)
Little Puppy: Wait… What are you doing? You didn’t do anything wrong!
Big Puppy: I know. Watch…
(Dog Mom comes up the stairs, looks at him and freaks out)
Dog Mom: What did you do?
(Big Puppy looks away guilty — Dog Mom runs through the entire house, looking for the destruction)
Dog Mom (from other room): …I know you did something! You can’t hide it from me forever!
Little Puppy (whispers): But… you didn’t do anything.
Big Puppy (whispers back): I know, but it’s how I exercise my Lady. At least twice a day.
(Little Puppy considers the shouting of ‘Where? I know it’s here somewhere!” growing more and more intense from the other rooms.)
Little Puppy: Is that good for her?
Big Puppy: You should see how fast she can do the stairs now. I’m a super genius.
Little Puppy: She’s going to kill you.
Big Puppy: Nah. Watch.
(His Lady comes into the room, surprised and amazed.)
Dog Mom: You… you didn’t do anything! You’re such a good boy! Do you want a treat?
(Dog Mom gives Big Puppy a big treat)
Little Puppy to Big Puppy (in awe): May I call you Master?
Big Puppy: Stick with me, kid. I know ALL the tricks.