Bane: Meh.
Dog Mom: C’mon… let’s play.
Bane: Yawn. meh.
Dog Mom: I’ll even throw the stupid alligator.
Bane: Been there, caught that. meh.
Dog Mom: Fine. ::sits down at the computer::: :::opens bag of Goldfish:::
Bane: MY LADY I LOVE YOU YOU’RE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND DID I MENTION I LOVE GOLDFISH?
Dog Mom: You are not that cute, so no.
Bane: You realize I’m going to slobber all over your slippers tonight while you’re sleeping, don’t you?
Dog Mom: Here, have a Goldfish.
