So the puppy begged and looked so forlorn as I was eating a snack, and after about fifteen minutes, I caved and gave him a piece of the pita chip.

And he held it in his mouth, and I swear to you, a thought-bubble appeared over his head that said, “Seriously? All of this cuteness and all I get is something that tastes like cardboard? I am so outta here.”

Then he flopped down, facing away from me as if he was entirely put out.